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Sep 8, 2020

When speculation has done its worst, two plus two still equals...
When speculation has done its worst, two plus two still equals four. -- S. Johnson

When taxes are due, Americans tend to feel quite bled-white...
When taxes are due, Americans tend to feel quite bled-white and blue.

When the Apple IIc was introduced, the informative copy led...
When the Apple IIc was introduced, the informative copy led off with a couple of asterisked sentences: It weighs less than 8 pounds.* And costs less than $1,300.** In tiny type were these "fuller explanations": * Don't asterisks make...

When the ax entered the forest, the trees said, "The...
When the ax entered the forest, the trees said, "The handle is one of us!" -- Turkish proverb

When the blind lead the blind they will both fall over...
When the blind lead the blind they will both fall over the cliff. -- Chinese proverb


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