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Feb 9, 2021

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======================================================================= || || || The FORTUNE-COOKIE program is soon to be a Major Motion Picture! || || Watch for it at a theater near you next...

PLAYGIRL, Inc...
PLAYGIRL, Inc. Philadelphia, Pa. 19369 Dear Sir: Your name has been submitted to us with your photo. I regret to inform you that we will be unable to use your body...

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FROM THE DESK OF Dorothy Gale Auntie Em: Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking the dog. Dorothy

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FROM THE DESK OF Rapunzel Dear Prince: Use ladder tonight -- you're splitting my ends.

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