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Dec 29, 2005

If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?

If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.

If you don't go to other men's funerals they won't go...
If you don't go to other men's funerals they won't go to yours. -- Clarence Day

If you don't have a nasty obituary you probably didn't matter...
If you don't have a nasty obituary you probably didn't matter. -- Freeman Dyson

"If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what...
"If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet." -- Jay Leno


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