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Jan 14, 2006

Moishe Margolies, who weighed all of 105 pounds and stood...
Moishe Margolies, who weighed all of 105 pounds and stood an even five feet in his socks, was taking his first airplane trip. He took a seat next to a hulking bruiser of a man who happened to be the heavyweight champion of the world. Little Moishe was uneasy enough before...

Monterey... is decidedly the pleasantest and most...
Monterey... is decidedly the pleasantest and most civilized-looking place in California ... [it] is also a great place for cock-fighting, gambling of all sorts, fandangos, and various kinds of amusements and knavery. -- Richard Henry Dama, "Two Years...

Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call...
Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call. -- Richard Lewis

My godda bless, never I see sucha people. --...
My godda bless, never I see sucha people. -- Signor Piozzi, quoted by Cecilia Thrale

New York is real. The rest is done with mirrors.
New York is real. The rest is done with mirrors.


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