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Oct 21, 2006

New York now leads the world's great cities in the number...
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move. -- David Letterman

No matter what other nations may say about the United...
No matter what other nations may say about the United States, immigration is still the sincerest form of flattery.

"Now the Lord God planted a garden East of Whittier in...
"Now the Lord God planted a garden East of Whittier in a place called Yorba Linda, and out of the ground he made to grow orange trees that were good for food and the fruits thereof he labeled SUNKIST ..." -- "The Begatting of a President"

On the night before her family moved from Kansas to California,...
On the night before her family moved from Kansas to California, the little girl knelt by her bed to say her prayers. "God bless Mommy and Daddy and Keith and Kim," she said. As she began to get up, she quickly added, "Oh, and God, this is goodbye. We're...

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. --...
On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. -- W.C. Fields' epitaph


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