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Dec 28, 2006

When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask? Well, last...
When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask? Well, last year, I think it was a Tuesday.

When God endowed human beings with brains, He did not intend...
When God endowed human beings with brains, He did not intend to guarantee them.

"When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get...
"When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving." -- Steven Wright

When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of...
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer. -- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler"

When I said "we", officer, I was referring to myself,...
When I said "we", officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat.

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