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Feb 21, 2006

I'm not a real movie star -- I've still got the same wife...
I'm not a real movie star -- I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. -- Will Rogers

I'm not afraid of death -- I just don't want to be there when...
I'm not afraid of death -- I just don't want to be there when it happens. -- Woody Allen

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em...
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men. -- George Eliot

I'm not even going to *bother* comparing C to BASIC...
I'm not even going to *bother* comparing C to BASIC or FORTRAN. -- L. Zolman, creator of BDS C

I'm not laughing with you, I'm laughing at you.
I'm not laughing with you, I'm laughing at you.


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