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May 21, 2006

The one you want is never the one on sale.
The one you want is never the one on sale.

Anything labeled "new" and/or "improved"...
Anything labeled "new" and/or "improved" isn't.

The label "new" and/or "improved" means...
The label "new" and/or "improved" means the price went up.

The label "all new," "completely new"...
The label "all new," "completely new" or "great news" means the price went way way up.

If an item is advertised as "under $50," you...
If an item is advertised as "under $50," you can bet it's not $19.95.


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