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Jul 10, 2006

Automobile, n.: A four-wheeled vehicle that runs...
Automobile, n.: A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down pedestrians.

Bachelor: A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.
Bachelor: A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.

Bachelor: A man who chases women and never Mrs. one.
Bachelor: A man who chases women and never Mrs. one.

Backward conditioning: Putting saliva in a dog's mouth...
Backward conditioning: Putting saliva in a dog's mouth in an attempt to make a bell ring.

Bagbiter: 1. n.; Equipment or program that fails,...
Bagbiter: 1. n.; Equipment or program that fails, usually intermittently. 2. adj.: Failing hardware or software. "This bagbiting system won't let me get out of spacewar." Usage: verges on obscenity. Grammatically separable; one may speak of "biting...

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