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Jul 20, 2006

mythology, n: The body of a primitive people's beliefs,...
mythology, n: The body of a primitive people's beliefs, concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's...

Naches (rhymes with Bach' us, with "Bach" pronounced...
Naches (rhymes with Bach' us, with "Bach" pronounced like the composer) is what every Jewish parent wants from their children, lots of good returns, good grades, good spouse, good grandchildren. So, now that you all understand naches, the joke: Two Jewish women...

Nachman's Rule: When it comes to foreign food, the less...
Nachman's Rule: When it comes to foreign food, the less authentic the better. -- Gerald Nachman

Nadia Comaneci, simple perfection. -- '76...
Nadia Comaneci, simple perfection. -- '76 Olympics

'Naomi, sex at noon taxes.' I moan. Never odd or even. A man,...
'Naomi, sex at noon taxes.' I moan. Never odd or even. A man, a plan, a canal, Panama. Madam, I'm Adam. Sit on a potato pan, Otis. -- The Mad Palindromist

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