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Jan 8, 2007

When a person goes on a diet, the first thing he loses is...
When a person goes on a diet, the first thing he loses is his temper.

When a place gets crowded enough to require ID's, social...
When a place gets crowded enough to require ID's, social collapse is not far away. It is time to go elsewhere. The best thing about space travel is that it made it possible to go elsewhere. -- R.A. Heinlein, "Time Enough For Love"

When a shepherd goes to kill a wolf, and takes his dog along...
When a shepherd goes to kill a wolf, and takes his dog along to see the sport, he should take care to avoid mistakes. The dog has certain relationships to the wolf the shepherd may have forgotten. -- Robert Pirsig, "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle...

When a woman gives me a present I have always...
When a woman gives me a present I have always two surprises: first is the present, and afterward, having to pay for it. -- Donnay

When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first...
When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Wilde

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