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Oct 24, 2007

All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I...
All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. -- Grant Wood

Am I ranting? I hope so. My ranting gets raves.
Am I ranting? I hope so. My ranting gets raves.

AMAZING BUT TRUE ... If all the salmon caught in Canada...
AMAZING BUT TRUE ... If all the salmon caught in Canada in one year were laid end to end across the Sahara Desert, the smell would be absolutely awful.

AMAZING BUT TRUE ... There is so much sand in Northern...
AMAZING BUT TRUE ... There is so much sand in Northern Africa that if it were spread out it would completely cover the Sahara Desert.

Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.
Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.

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