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Dec 10, 2007

FORTUNE REMEMBERS THE GREAT MOTHERS: \#6 "Johnny,...
FORTUNE REMEMBERS THE GREAT MOTHERS: \#6 "Johnny, if you fall and break your leg, don't come running to me!" -- Mrs. Emily Barstow, June 16, 1954

Fortune suggests uses for YOUR favorite UNIX commands! Try: ...
Fortune suggests uses for YOUR favorite UNIX commands! Try: ar t "God" drink < bottle; opener (Bourne Shell) cat "food in tin cans" (all but 4.[23]BSD) Hey UNIX! Got a match? ...

Fortune's current rates: Answers ...
Fortune's current rates: Answers .10 Long answers .25 Answers requiring thought .50 Correct answers $1.00 Dumb looks are still free.

Fortune's diet truths: 1: Forget what the cookbooks say, plain...
Fortune's diet truths: 1: Forget what the cookbooks say, plain yogurt tastes nothing like sour cream. 2: Any recipe calling for soybeans tastes like mud. 3: Carob is not an acceptable substitute for chocolate. In fact, carob is not an acceptable substitute...

Fortune's Exercising Truths: 1: Richard Simmons gets paid...
Fortune's Exercising Truths: 1: Richard Simmons gets paid to exercise like a lunatic. You don't. 2. Aerobic exercises stimulate and speed up the heart. So do heart attacks. 3. Exercising around small children can scar them emotionally for life. 4. Sweating like a...


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