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Dec 14, 2007

neutron bomb, n: An explosive device of limited...
neutron bomb, n: An explosive device of limited military value because, as it only destroys people without destroying property, it must be used in conjunction with bombs that destroy property.

Never accept an invitation from a stranger unless he gives...
Never accept an invitation from a stranger unless he gives you candy. -- Linda Festa

Never appeal to a man's "better nature." He may...
Never appeal to a man's "better nature." He may not have one. Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage. -- Lazarus Long

Never argue with a fool -- people might not be able to tell...
Never argue with a fool -- people might not be able to tell the difference.

Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.
Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.


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