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Apr 17, 2007

So Richard and I decided to try to catch [the small...
So Richard and I decided to try to catch [the small shark]. With a great deal of strategy and effort and shouting, we managed to maneuver the shark, over the course of about a half-hour, to a sort of corner of the lagoon, so that it had no way to escape other than...

"The Good Ship Enterprise" (to the tune...
"The Good Ship Enterprise" (to the tune of "The Good Ship Lollipop") On the good ship Enterprise Every week there's a new surprise Where the Romulans lurk And the Klingons often go berserk. Yes, the good ship Enterprise There's excitement...

THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES \#10:...
THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES \#10: SIMPLE SIMPLE is an acronym for Sheer Idiot's Monopurpose Programming Language Environment. This language, developed at the Hanover College for Technological Misfits, was designed to make it impossible to write...

THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES \#12:...
THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES \#12: LITHP This otherwise unremarkable language is distinguished by the absence of an "S" in its character set; users must substitute "TH". LITHP is said to be useful in protheththing lithtth.

THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES \#13:...
THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES \#13: SLOBOL SLOBOL is best known for the speed, or lack of it, of its compiler. Although many compilers allow you to take a coffee break while they compile, SLOBOL compilers allow you to travel to Bolivia to pick the coffee...

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