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May 20, 2007

4.2 BSD UNIX #57: Sun Jun 1 23:02:07 EDT 1986 You swing at...
4.2 BSD UNIX #57: Sun Jun 1 23:02:07 EDT 1986 You swing at the Sun. You miss. The Sun swings. He hits you with a 575MB disk! You read the 575MB disk. It is written in an alien tongue and cannot be read by your tired Sun-2 eyes. You throw the 575MB disk at the Sun...

A biologist, a statistician, a mathematician and a computer...
A biologist, a statistician, a mathematician and a computer scientist are on a photo-safari in Africa. As they're driving along the savannah in their jeep, they stop and scout the horizon with their binoculars. The biologist: "Look! A herd of zebras! And there's...

... A booming voice says, "Wrong, cretin!", and...
... A booming voice says, "Wrong, cretin!", and you notice that you have turned into a pile of dust.

A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation.
A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation.

A bug in the hand is better than one as yet undetected.
A bug in the hand is better than one as yet undetected.

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