Daily Fortunes

May 23, 2007

Never raise your hand to your children -- it leaves your...
Never raise your hand to your children -- it leaves your midsection unprotected. -- Robert Orben

Never trust a child farther than you can throw it.
Never trust a child farther than you can throw it.

No house is childproofed unless the little darlings are...
No house is childproofed unless the little darlings are in straitjackets.

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged...
No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. -- Florida Scott-Maxwell

Nobody suffers the pain of birth or the anguish of loving...
Nobody suffers the pain of birth or the anguish of loving a child in order for presidents to make wars, for governments to feed on the substance of their people, for insurance companies to cheat the young and rob the old. -- Lewis Lapham

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