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Jun 3, 2007

For thirty years a certain man went to spend every evening with...
For thirty years a certain man went to spend every evening with Mme. ___. When his wife died his friends believed he would marry her, and urged him to do so. "No, no," he said: "if I did, where should I have to spend my evenings?" --...

For those of you who have been unfortunate enough to never have...
For those of you who have been unfortunate enough to never have tasted the 'Great Chieftain O' the Pudden Race' (i.e. haggis) here is an easy to follow recipe which results in a dish remarkably similar to the above mentioned protected species. Ingredients: ...

For those who like this sort of thing, this is the sort...
For those who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they like. -- Abraham Lincoln

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue...
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. -- Johnny Carson

For years a secret shame destroyed my peace-- I'd not read...
For years a secret shame destroyed my peace-- I'd not read Eliot, Auden or MacNiece. But now I think a thought that brings me hope: Neither had Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Pope. -- Justin Richardson.

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