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Jul 14, 2007

Just because you like my stuff doesn't mean I owe...
Just because you like my stuff doesn't mean I owe you anything. -- Bob Dylan

Just close your eyes, tap your heels together three times,...
Just close your eyes, tap your heels together three times, and think to yourself, `There's no place like home.' -- Glynda the Good

Just once I would like to persuade the audience not to wear...
Just once I would like to persuade the audience not to wear any article of blue denim. If only they could see themselves in a pair of brown corduroys like mine instead of this awful, boring blue denim. I don't enjoy the sky or sea as much as I used to because of this Levi...

Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that...
Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets. -- The Brigadier, "Dr. Who"

Lamonte Cranston once hired a new Chinese manservant. While...
Lamonte Cranston once hired a new Chinese manservant. While describing his duties to the new man, Lamonte pointed to a bowl of candy on the coffee table and warned him that he was not to take any. Some days later, the new manservant was cleaning up, with no one at home,...


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