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Jan 13, 2008

I love children. Especially when they cry -- for then someone...
I love children. Especially when they cry -- for then someone takes them away. -- Nancy Mitford

I opened the drawer of my little desk and a single letter fell...
I opened the drawer of my little desk and a single letter fell out, a letter from my mother, written in pencil, one of her last, with unfinished words and an implicit sense of her departure. It's so curious: one can resist tears and "behave" very well in...

I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept...
I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought. -- Rodney Dangerfield

I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your...
I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you." -- Rodney Dangerfield

I used to think I was a child; now I think I am an adult --...
I used to think I was a child; now I think I am an adult -- not because I no longer do childish things, but because those I call adults are no more mature than I am.


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