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Feb 13, 2008

Fortune's Exercising Truths: 1: Richard Simmons gets paid...
Fortune's Exercising Truths: 1: Richard Simmons gets paid to exercise like a lunatic. You don't. 2. Aerobic exercises stimulate and speed up the heart. So do heart attacks. 3. Exercising around small children can scar them emotionally for life. 4. Sweating like a...

[From an announcement of a congress of the International...
[From an announcement of a congress of the International Ontopsychology Association, in Rome]: The Ontopsychological school, availing itself of new research criteria and of a new telematic epistemology, maintains that social modes do not spring from dialectics of territory...

God is dead and I don't feel all too well either...
God is dead and I don't feel all too well either.... -- Ralph Moonen

"Good health" is merely the slowest rate at which...
"Good health" is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. --...
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. -- Ingrid Bergman


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