Daily Fortunes

Feb 2, 2008

I don't care for the Sugar Smacks commercial. I don't like...
I don't care for the Sugar Smacks commercial. I don't like the idea of a frog jumping on my Breakfast. -- Lowell, Chicago Reader 10/15/82

I don't care where I sit as long as I get fed...
I don't care where I sit as long as I get fed. -- Calvin Trillin

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking...
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. -- Katherine Cebrian

I don't have an eating problem. I eat. I get fat. I buy...
I don't have an eating problem. I eat. I get fat. I buy new clothes. No problem.

"I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if...
"I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it." -- Clarence Darrow

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