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Mar 1, 2008

"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm having all my plants...
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm having all my plants neutered."

"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm staying home to work...
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture."

"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm taking punk totem...
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm taking punk totem pole carving."

"I'd love to go out with you, but it's my parakeet's...
"I'd love to go out with you, but it's my parakeet's bowling night."

"I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled...
"I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant."


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