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Apr 24, 2008

If every kid had a funny tooth to bite down on whenever...
If every kid had a funny tooth to bite down on whenever the world disappointed him, prussic acid could solve our population problems in one generation. -- G.C. Edmonson's Albert, "The Man Who Corrupted Earth"

If everything on the road of life seems to be coming your way,...
If everything on the road of life seems to be coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously...
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it's still...
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it's still a foolish thing. -- Bertrand Russell

If food be the music of love, eat up, eat up.
If food be the music of love, eat up, eat up.

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