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Apr 5, 2008

Walt: Dad, what's gradual school? Garp: Gradual...
Walt: Dad, what's gradual school? Garp: Gradual school? Walt: Yeah. Mom says her work's more fun now that she's teaching gradual school. Garp: Oh. Well, gradual school is someplace you go and gradually find out that you don't want to go to school...

"We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt...
"We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!" -- Vroomfondel

We know next to nothing about virtually everything. It is...
We know next to nothing about virtually everything. It is not necessary to know the origin of the universe; it is necessary to want to know. Civilization depends not on any particular knowledge, but on the disposition to crave knowledge. -- George Will

We're fantastically incredibly sorry for all these extremely...
We're fantastically incredibly sorry for all these extremely unreasonable things we did. I can only plead that my simple, barely-sentient friend and myself are underprivileged, deprived and also college students. -- Waldo D.R. Dobbs

"We're running out of adjectives to describe...
"We're running out of adjectives to describe our situation. We had crisis, then we went into chaos, and now what do we call this?" said Nicaraguan economist Francisco Mayorga, who holds a doctorate from Yale. -- The Washington Post,...


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