Daily FortunesJul 5, 2008
Harry and Fred were playing their Sunday afternoon golf game...
Harry and Fred were playing their Sunday afternoon golf game. The game, as
always, was close. They were at the treacherous 12th hole: a par three that
required a perfect first shot over a large pond and onto a tiny green. There
were sand traps on the other three sides...
Harry is heavily into camping, and every year in the late fall,...
Harry is heavily into camping, and every year in the late fall, he makes us
all go to Assateague, which is an island on the Atlantic Ocean famous for
its wild horses. I realize that the concept of wild horses probably stirs
romantic notions in many of you, but this...
Harry's bar has a new cocktail. It's called MRS punch. They...
Harry's bar has a new cocktail. It's called MRS punch. They make it with
milk, rum and sugar and it's wonderful. The milk is for vitality and the
sugar is for pep. They put in the rum so that people will know what to do
with all that pep and vitality.
Hartley's First Law:
You can lead a horse to water,...
Hartley's First Law:
You can lead a horse to water, but if you can
get him to float on his back, you've got something.
Hartley's Second Law:
Never sleep with anyone crazier...
Hartley's Second Law:
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
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Daily Fortunes for Jul 5, 2008
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