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Dec 17, 2011

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. --...
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. -- American proverb

The most dangerous organization in America today is: ...
The most dangerous organization in America today is: a) The KKK b) The American Nazi Party c) The Delta Frequent Flyer Club

The most delightful day after the one on which you buy...
The most delightful day after the one on which you buy a cottage in the country is the one on which you resell it. -- J. Brecheux

The most difficult thing about surviving AIDS is trying...
The most difficult thing about surviving AIDS is trying to convince your parents that you're Haitian.

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to...
The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else doing it wrong, without commenting. -- T.H. White

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