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Jan 21, 2012

Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill...
Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit. -- Maureen Murphy

Some men feel that the only thing they owe the woman...
Some men feel that the only thing they owe the woman who marries them is a grudge. -- Helen Rowland

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry...
Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. -- Gloria Steinem

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. -- Sigmund...
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. -- Sigmund Freud

Sometimes, when I think of what that girl means to me, it's...
Sometimes, when I think of what that girl means to me, it's all I can do to keep from telling her. -- Andy Capp


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