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Oct 14, 2012

She always believed in the old adage -- leave them while you're...
She always believed in the old adage -- leave them while you're looking good. -- Anita Loos, "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes"

She applies her lipstick in spite of its contents: "greasy...
She applies her lipstick in spite of its contents: "greasy rouge, containing crushed and dried insect corpses for coloring, beeswax for stiffness, and olive oil to help it flow - the latter having the unfortunate tendency to go rancid several hours after use. In 1924...

She asked me, "What's your sign?" I blinked...
She asked me, "What's your sign?" I blinked and answered "Neon," I thought I'd blow her mind...

She been married so many times she got rice marks all over...
She been married so many times she got rice marks all over her face. -- Tom Waits

She blinded me with science!
She blinded me with science!


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