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Nov 14, 2012

A gentleman is a man who wouldn't hit a lady with his hat on...
A gentleman is a man who wouldn't hit a lady with his hat on. -- Evan Esar [ And why not? For why does she have his hat on? Ed.]

A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on...
A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on. -- Fred Allen

A gift of a flower will soon be made to you.
A gift of a flower will soon be made to you.

A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely a coincidence...
A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely a coincidence. A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops -- surely another coincidence. But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid, *that had to mean SOMETHING!*

A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely an accident...
A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely an accident. A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops -- surely another accident. But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid -- *that had to mean something*. -- S. Morganstern, "The Silent...


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