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Nov 21, 2012

Preserve wildlife -- pickle a squirrel today!
Preserve wildlife -- pickle a squirrel today!

Prunes give you a run for your money.
Prunes give you a run for your money.

Put a pot of chili on the stove to simmer. Let it simmer...
Put a pot of chili on the stove to simmer. Let it simmer. Meanwhile, broil a good steak. Eat the steak. Let the chili simmer. Ignore it. -- Recipe for chili from Allan Shrivers, former governor of Texas.

Put cats in the coffee and mice in the tea!
Put cats in the coffee and mice in the tea!

Remember, DESSERT is spelled with two `s's while DESERT...
Remember, DESSERT is spelled with two `s's while DESERT is spelled with one, because EVERYONE wants two desserts, but NO ONE wants two deserts. -- Miss Oglethorp, Gr. 5, PS. 59


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