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Dec 29, 2012

"You shouldn't make my toaster angry." -- Household...
"You shouldn't make my toaster angry." -- Household security explained in "Johnny Quest"

"Someone's been mean to you! Tell me who it is, so I...
"Someone's been mean to you! Tell me who it is, so I can punch him tastefully." -- Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse

"And kids... learn something from Susie and Eddie. If...
"And kids... learn something from Susie and Eddie. If you think there's a maniacal psycho-geek in the basement: 1) Don't give him a chance to hit you on the head with an axe! 2) Flee the premises... even if you're in your underwear. 3) ...

Victory or defeat!
Victory or defeat!

"Everyone is entitled to an *informed* opinion." --...
"Everyone is entitled to an *informed* opinion." -- Harlan Ellison

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