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Dec 8, 2012

Why do they call a fast a fast, when it goes so slow?
Why do they call a fast a fast, when it goes so slow?

Without coffee he could not work, or at least he could not have...
Without coffee he could not work, or at least he could not have worked in the way he did. In addition to paper and pens, he took with him everywhere as an indispensable article of equipment the coffee machine, which was no less important to him than his table or his white...

Without ice cream life and fame are meaningless.
Without ice cream life and fame are meaningless.

You can always tell the Christmas season is here when you start...
You can always tell the Christmas season is here when you start getting incredibly dense, tinfoil-and-ribbon- wrapped lumps in the mail. Fruitcakes make ideal gifts because the Postal Service has been unable to find a way to damage them. They last forever, largely because...

You don't sew with a fork, so I see no reason to eat with...
You don't sew with a fork, so I see no reason to eat with knitting needles. -- Miss Piggy, on eating Chinese Food


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