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Feb 8, 2012

I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of...
I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it. -- Steven Wright

I have a map of the United States. It's actual size. I spent...
I have a map of the United States. It's actual size. I spent last summer folding it. People ask me where I live, and I say, "E6". -- Steven Wright

I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died...
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died. -- Richard Diran

I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything...
I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once in a while I turn it on and off. On and off. On and off. One day I got a call from a woman in France who said "Cut it out!" -- Steven Wright

I have an existential map. It has "You are here"...
I have an existential map. It has "You are here" written all over it. -- Steven Wright


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