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May 16, 2012

In Greene, New York, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk...
In Greene, New York, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks when a concert is on.

In India, "cold weather" is merely a conventional...
In India, "cold weather" is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy. -- Mark Twain

In Lexington, Kentucky, it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone...
In Lexington, Kentucky, it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket.

In Lowes Crossroads, Delaware, it is a violation of local...
In Lowes Crossroads, Delaware, it is a violation of local law for any pilot or passenger to carry an ice cream cone in their pocket while either flying or waiting to board a plane.

In Memphis, Tennessee, it is illegal for a woman to drive a...
In Memphis, Tennessee, it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.


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