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May 7, 2012

FLANNISTER: The plastic yoke that holds a six-pack...
FLANNISTER: The plastic yoke that holds a six-pack of beer together. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

FLASH! Intelligence of mankind decreasing. Details at ... uh,...
FLASH! Intelligence of mankind decreasing. Details at ... uh, when the little hand is on the ....

Flattery is like cologne -- to be smelled, but not swallowed...
Flattery is like cologne -- to be smelled, but not swallowed. -- Josh Billings

Flattery will get you everywhere.
Flattery will get you everywhere.

Flee at once, all is discovered.
Flee at once, all is discovered.


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