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May 8, 2012

The difference between this place and yogurt is that yogurt...
The difference between this place and yogurt is that yogurt has a live culture.

The difference between us is not very far, cruising for burgers...
The difference between us is not very far, cruising for burgers in daddy's new car.

The difference between waltzes and disco is mostly one...
The difference between waltzes and disco is mostly one of volume. -- T.K.

The difficult we do today; the impossible takes a little...
The difficult we do today; the impossible takes a little longer.

The dirty work at political conventions is almost always done...
The dirty work at political conventions is almost always done in the grim hours between midnight and dawn. Hangmen and politicians work best when the human spirit is at its lowest ebb. -- Russell Baker


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