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Jun 13, 2012

I made it a rule to forbear all direct contradictions to...
I made it a rule to forbear all direct contradictions to the sentiments of others, and all positive assertion of my own. I even forbade myself the use of every word or expression in the language that imported a fixed opinion, such as "certainly",...

"If I ever get around to writing that language...
"If I ever get around to writing that language depompisifier, it will change almost all occurences of the word "paradigm" into "example" or "model." -- Herbie Blashtfalt

"Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it." --...
"Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it." -- Marvin the paranoid android

Contemptuous lights flashed flashed across the computer's...
Contemptuous lights flashed flashed across the computer's console. -- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"There must be some mistake," he said, "are...
"There must be some mistake," he said, "are you not a greater computer than the Milliard Gargantubrain which can count all the atoms in a star in a millisecond?" "The Milliard Gargantubrain?" said Deep Thought with unconcealed contempt. "A...


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