Daily FortunesJun 27, 2012
There was a young man who said "God,
I find it exceedingly...
There was a young man who said "God,
I find it exceedingly odd,
That the willow oak tree
Continues to be,
When there's no one about in the Quad."
"Dear Sir, your astonishment's odd,
For I'm always about in the Quad;
And that's why...
There was a young poet named Dan,
Whose poetry never would...
There was a young poet named Dan,
Whose poetry never would scan.
When told this was so,
He said, "Yes, I know.
It's because I try to put every possible syllable into that last line that I can."
"There was an interesting development in...
"There was an interesting development in the CBS-Westmoreland trial:
both sides agreed that after the trial, Andy Rooney would be allowed to
talk to the jury for three minutes about little things that annoyed him
during the trial."
-- David...
There were in this country two very large monopolies...
There were in this country two very large monopolies. The larger of
the two had the following record: the Vietnam War, Watergate, double-
digit inflation, fuel and energy shortages, bankrupt airlines, and the
8-cent postcard. The second was responsible for such things...
There's a fine line between courage and foolishness. Too...
There's a fine line between courage and foolishness. Too bad it's not
a fence.
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Daily Fortunes for Jun 27, 2012
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