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Sep 24, 2012

You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.

You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your...
You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution.

You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.

You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked...
You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked by your own.

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you...
You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. -- Olin Miller
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