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Jan 14, 2013

"I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled...
"I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant."

"I'd love to go out with you, but it's my parakeet's...
"I'd love to go out with you, but it's my parakeet's bowling night."

"I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial...
"I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV."

"I'd love to go out with you, but the last time I went...
"I'd love to go out with you, but the last time I went out, I never came back."

"I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television...
"I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to say tuned."


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