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Oct 21, 2013

The Second Law of Thermodynamics: If you think things...
The Second Law of Thermodynamics: If you think things are in a mess now, just wait! -- Jim Warner

The Seventh Commandments for Technicians: Work thou...
The Seventh Commandments for Technicians: Work thou not on energized equipment, for if thou dost, thy fellow workers will surely buy beers for thy widow and console her in other ways.

The Sixth Commandment of Frisbee: The greatest single...
The Sixth Commandment of Frisbee: The greatest single aid to distance is for the disc to be going in a direction you did not want. (Goes the wrong way = Goes a long way.) -- Dan Roddick

The Third Law of Photography: If you did manage to...
The Third Law of Photography: If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of the dark leaks out.

The three biggest software lies: (1) *Of course* we'll...
The three biggest software lies: (1) *Of course* we'll give you a copy of the source. (2) *Of course* the third party vendor we bought that from will fix the microcode. (3) Beta test site? No, *of course* you're not a beta test site.


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