Daily Fortunes

Dec 12, 2013

"I have accepted Provolone into my life!" ...
"I have accepted Provolone into my life!" -- Zippy the Pinhead

I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready...
I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother. -- Artemus Ward

I have always noticed that whenever a radical takes...
I have always noticed that whenever a radical takes to Imperialism, he catches it in a very acute form. -- Winston Churchill, 1903

I have an existential map. It has "You are here"...
I have an existential map. It has "You are here" written all over it. -- Steven Wright

I have become me without my consent.
I have become me without my consent.

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