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Dec 22, 2013

"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something,...
"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before," Bokonon tells us. "He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way." ...

Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible...
Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but nothing of interest is easy.

Binary, adj.: Possessing the ability to have friends...
Binary, adj.: Possessing the ability to have friends of both sexes.

"Biology is the only science in which multiplication means...
"Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division."

Bipolar, adj.: Refers to someone who has homes in Nome,...
Bipolar, adj.: Refers to someone who has homes in Nome, Alaska, and Buffalo, New York

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