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Dec 29, 2013

Fat Liberation: because a waist is a terrible thing to mind.
Fat Liberation: because a waist is a terrible thing to mind.

Fat people of the world unite, we've got nothing to lose!
Fat people of the world unite, we've got nothing to lose!

Father: Son, it's time we talked about sex. Son: Sure, Dad,...
Father: Son, it's time we talked about sex. Son: Sure, Dad, what do you want to know?

Fats Loves Madelyn.
Fats Loves Madelyn.

Fay: The British police force used to be run by men...
Fay: The British police force used to be run by men of integrity. Truscott: That is a mistake which has been rectified. -- Joe Orton, "Loot"
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