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Feb 21, 2013

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty...
It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. -- Kim Hubbard

It's really quite a simple choice: Life, Death, or Los Angeles.
It's really quite a simple choice: Life, Death, or Los Angeles.

It's reassuring to know that if you behave strangely...
It's reassuring to know that if you behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for you.

It's recently come to Fortune's attention that scientists have...
It's recently come to Fortune's attention that scientists have stopped using laboratory rats in favor of attorneys. Seems that there are not only more of them, but you don't get so emotionally attached. The only difficulty is that it's sometimes difficult to apply...

It's so beautifully arranged on the plate -- you know someone's...
It's so beautifully arranged on the plate -- you know someone's fingers have been all over it. -- Julia Child on nouvelle cuisine.


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