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May 11, 2013

FORTUNE'S RULES TO LIVE BY: \#2 Never goose...
FORTUNE'S RULES TO LIVE BY: \#2 Never goose a wolverine.

FORTUNE'S RULES TO LIVE BY: \#23 Don't cut off...
FORTUNE'S RULES TO LIVE BY: \#23 Don't cut off a police car when making an illegal U-turn.

Forty isn't old, if you're a tree.
Forty isn't old, if you're a tree.

Four be the things I am wiser to know: Idleness, sorrow,...
Four be the things I am wiser to know: Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe. Four be the things I'd been better without: Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt. Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne. Three be the things I shall...

Four be the things I'd been better without: Love, curiosity,...
Four be the things I'd been better without: Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt. -- Dorothy Parker, "Not So Deep as a Well"

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