Daily Fortunes

Jul 28, 2013

Q: How many IBM 370's does it take to execute a job? A: ...
Q: How many IBM 370's does it take to execute a job? A: Four, three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.

Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to do a logical right...
Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to do a logical right shift? A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.

Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light...
Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb? A: Fifteen. One to do it, and fourteen to write document number GC7500439-0001, Multitasking Incandescent Source System Facility, of which 10% of the pages state only "This page...

Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in...
Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one...

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light...
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. Only it's his light bulb when he's done.

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