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Jan 8, 2014

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with...
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. -- Sam Brown, "The Washington Post", January 26, 1977

*** NEWSFLASH *** Russian tanks...
*** NEWSFLASH *** Russian tanks steamrolling through New Jersey!!!! Details at eleven!

"No self-respecting fish would want to be wrapped in that...
"No self-respecting fish would want to be wrapped in that kind of paper." -- Mike Royko on the Chicago Sun-Times after it was taken over by Rupert Murdoch

Of what you see in books, believe 75%. Of newspapers, believe...
Of what you see in books, believe 75%. Of newspapers, believe 50%. And of TV news, believe 25% -- make that 5% if the anchorman wears a blazer.

Once Again From the Top Correction notice...
Once Again From the Top Correction notice in the Miami Herald: "Last Sunday, The Herald erroneously reported that original Dolphin Johnny Holmes had been an insurance salesman in Raleigh, North Carolina, that he had won the New York lottery in 1982...

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