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Oct 26, 2014

If they think you're crude, go technical; if they think you're...
If they think you're crude, go technical; if they think you're technical, go crude. I'm a very technical boy. So I get as crude as possible. These days, though, you have to be pretty technical before you can even aspire to crudeness... -- Johnny Mnemonic

If they were so inclined, they could impeach him because they...
If they were so inclined, they could impeach him because they don't like his necktie. -- Attorney General William Saxbe

If things don't improve soon, you'd better ask them to stop...
If things don't improve soon, you'd better ask them to stop helping you.

If this fortune didn't exist, somebody would have invented it.
If this fortune didn't exist, somebody would have invented it.

If this is timesharing, give me my share right now. It's...
If this is timesharing, give me my share right now. It's not time yet.


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